I have a great daddy, he reads bible stories to me every night before I go to bed.
I am an NBA star, can't you tell?
Mommy, I think this bee costume looks cute, but can you take that hanger away?
You know why my mom has so much power at home now. If daddy and I do not obey, we will end up here for a time out.
This is a picture of mommy when she was young. Do I look like her?
Finally, mommy has a prove that she had more hair than I do now.
I love Autumn in Utah. It is pretty.
I COMMAND you to give me my food now!!! 
I am a superwoman, I can brush my teeth, comb my hair and take a shower at the same time.
Mommy, I know you love me and worry that I am cold, but don't you think this is a little bit too much?
Mommy, I told you that I am not cold, look at daddy.
Ok, count how many teeth I have. 8? you are wrong, I have 10, I have two of them hidden.
Everyone, sing a Spanish song with me and quit looking at my nose and wonder what's wrong, it was just a carpet burn.